Are you waiting for my new video? I always look forward to this moment 😊

Girls! Girls! Watch out! Watch out! There's a two-legged ****** running about.

If it smokes a great big cigar, and it hangs around at a bar,

If it tells the biggest lies, wears the loudest ties, it's a man.

If it acts just like a cross patch, has a face with whiskers that scratch,

If it's stubbornness can be mean and ornery, it's a man.